John Holmes

The most well-known male pornstar, due to his monstrously huge dick. Holmes himself claimed he was 13 inches long, his ex-wife and many other female pornstars say it was more like 10.5 inches long.

John Holmes lied about his already huge penis size, but also lied about being a college graduate and being the personal gigolo to a wealthy British woman.

by dothejeffreydahmer August 14, 2007

Christian Holmes

A person commonly found sexually attractive to the majority of people (men and women) in the world.

Eva Green: Ooh, I think everyone finds that guy attractive. He's a Christian Holmes!

by yesiknowimananimal December 22, 2008

holmeslice

Speaking from inexperience, what guys from the rural town of holme in West Yorkshire call one another, rather than home slice

Guy 1: Hey broski you seen whats crackin' down in the town centre?

Guy 2: Yeah i know holmeslice, the new mobo-library is off the hook!

by dickbroom69 April 10, 2011

Shylock Holmes

A late-19th-century consulting-detective who charged wayyyyy too much for his services.

If you think that Shylock Holmes charged too much for helping you legally, you would be totally "shocked" at how much his faithful sidekick, Doctor Wattson, charged for HIS medical services!

by QuacksO August 17, 2020

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Brooklyn’s full name. Brooklyn is a kind and loyal person, and you would be lucky to be a friend of this Russian spy. But here’s a tip; steal her sunglasses. A way to bond for life.

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by STWEAM cult member July 9, 2018

katie holmes

A meek twenty something year old actress (see pushover) who is currently being forced into marriage with the evil and domineering Tom Cruise. Will most likely only be remembered for her character Joey on the show Dawsons Creek, which explored teen self discovery through pathetic, nauseating monologues.

(when referring to someone acting like a door mat): "Stop pulling a Katie Holmes!"

by thepinkpanther September 19, 2005

Holmes

"Holmes" (L is not silent) is the correct Ebonics pronunciation which has a history of being used equivalently with, "dude", "guy", "man" or similar non-familiar alternatives not in the third person.

It was made popular in late 60s East Coast slang, and then later devolved into, "homes" (silent L) at which point it was incorrectly assumed to be short for, "homeboy".

"Homeboy" is typically expressed as a familiar, friendly term often in the third person.

Unlike homeboy, holmes can be used in a variety of ways to denote friendship, aggressiveness, or dubious curiousity.

"What you lookin at holmes?"

"Nice score on that one holmes!"

"Hey Holmes..."

by mpoodle January 7, 2012