Homeless Hammock

A Homeless Hammock is when a said Homeless person stacks all their belongings into a shopping cart and then lays on top of the items in the car, seemingly but in the air freely like a hammock.

Voit: Hey Ron, look at that homeless over there laying on a homeless hammock.

Ron: Yeah, it's wild when carts are used like that.

by Ren&Chase August 8, 2020

hella homeless

When someone is so poor not only do they not have a house but they also owe somebody a house.

That guys been living is those boxes for so long he must be hella homeless. I wonder if he owes the bank a house?

by HYPHYGREEK February 21, 2010

A Homelander

The act of masturbating on a rooftop while standing on the edge. As seen on the Amazon Prime Video show "The Boys" which released in 2019.

Person 1: Did you see the crackhead jerking off on top of the bridge?
Person 2: Yeah, motherfucker pulled a Homelander, fucking diabolical.

by mayonnaizzo October 13, 2020

homeless drunk

The act of being so intoxicated (often in public) that you are confused for being a parasite ridden, cart pushin', homeless drunkard.

Evan was so homeless drunk the other night that he pissed in the ashtray.

by Ryan English September 27, 2004

hoellucinating

to find a woman attractive, who upon inspection from your peers, is in fact not attractive.

Joe: "Man, that girl is hot!"
Billy: "What? No way, you must be hoellucinating."

by Schmitz May 29, 2008

Homelander'n it

Jerking off on a rooftop after losing all mental stability.

Jerry was Homelander'n it on the empire state building yesterday.

by NotPhatPhuck 420.69 November 15, 2020

Homeless-sexual

A person who offers sex in return for living arrangements. Has no funds to afford things of their own.

She is a homeless-sexual bro she having sex with one dude after another just to have a roof over her head

by Jarvis15228 February 20, 2022