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hodelusion 

a girl/woman that will say when asked, that she is not a whore. Even after she is produced evidence based in reality. She is delusional, cause she doesnt realize that most of the dudes that have boned her, have told everyone about it. she thinks that if no one knows something than it didnt happen.
I asked trixie the other day how many dudes she has had, and she said "10" I typed her #'s into the slutulator(which never lies) and I called her a whore, and she said "I am not a whore", and I said to her, "you gave it up to a friend of mine after a couple drinks at yardhouse"( she doesnt know we all know cause they told us) she says "nah uh!", she is having a boned a fide "hodelusion"
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Hoelusional 

When a woman does everything in her power to preserve her fantasy world and not have to face reality. Often comes in the form of long Facebook rants and refusing to come to terms with the fact that actions have consequences
"Dude did you see Harley posted a long essay on Facebook trying to justify blowing up her entire life to be with her ex? She's doing damage control and trying to convince people she's still a good person even though she's been cheating on Kyle for years and left him out of the blue. There's even generic inspirational quotes."

"Yikes, she's really acting hoelusional right now"
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