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Hobknocker

When a man knocks you in the face with his hob (his dick)
"He is such a hobknocker for slapping her in the face with his dick like that."
by Ronaldmcdonald44 April 28, 2022
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Hobknocker

In Britain, hobknocker is an old term for the metal doorknockers that used to be on front-doors. Because of their rounded appearance, an association was made with the shape of a prominent women's mons veneris. It is probably from here that American definitions have acquired derogatory sexual connotations.
Scrooge saw Marley's face appear in the door's hobknocker
by ACProctor March 8, 2020
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Hobknocker

A person who has sexual relations with a short, or vertically challenged person. (Hobit, or Hobbe)
by ShadeLite August 15, 2016
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Hobknocker

A Short Hairy man that makes out with animals
hes such a hobknocker!
by Somechick1423 October 22, 2011
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Hobknocker

Literal definition: Person who goes around hitting people's private parts.
Metaphorical definition: Can be implied as a jerk, or a person who hits for fun.
"Did you see that hobknocker in the halway?"
by Makan31114 March 14, 2018
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Hobknocker

An individual who finds that it pleases them to knock other people down in such a way that is comparable to aggressively inflicting physical pain to the most sensitive area of the genitalia.
Chace: the president is such a hobknocker.

Ashton: aye I can't believe the way he has no shame in how often he speaks so poorly of groups and communities outside of the rich, cisgender, white male population in the United States of America.
by BristolSlag July 10, 2018
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Hobknock

"I will hobknock you!"
"Yeah right."
*slaps face with penis*
by iLikePenis11223344 November 1, 2009
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