Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer

Someone who gives the gluck gluck 9000 without question. Someone well versed in the gush gwuak gag. They literally suck life out of you.

Typically your ex girlfriend who you’ll never experience this act from again.

Guy 1: Dude, i miss my ex so bad.

Guy 2: Thats only cause shes a Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer
Guy 1: True, i miss that gluck gluck 9000.

by Dusty Knuckles November 23, 2020

homogoblins

1) The iron-containing oxygen-transport metalloprotein in the red blood cells of vertebrates.

2) The best word to substitute for the latter.

"I'm writing my paper on the cardiovascular system; in particular, the components of blood."
"Like homogoblins?"
"You mean hemoglobin."
"Yeah, homogoblins."
"What?"
"Homogoblins."
"Dammit."

by newton64 October 13, 2008

robgoblin

Gypsy, traveller, homeless person, pikey.
Intinerent traveller, supporting "independent" lifestyle by stealing from others.

Better make sure the doors and windows are scurely locked tonight, Mavis - the robgoblins are living in the layby again.

by dvarpala June 14, 2004

Hoboblivious

Being completely oblivious to the fact that you look like a bum.

Dude, you'll never get that promotion if keep dressing like a bum. Are you Hoboblivious?

by PPink February 10, 2009

Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch

An exclamation of surprise or dismay.

Robin: Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch Batman! The Joker really clobbered you with that one!

Batman: Shut the fuck up Robin.

by Anthony Gally August 3, 2007

MhobGoblin

1) Contorting your face while tossing a hairy salad, until you look like a mob of goblins gangbanging a beast
2) A mob of gangbanging furries
3) Drizzling hot wax on a hairy butthole, and then proceeding to rip the hair off in one fellow swoop. Because no one wants to floss their teeth while tossing salad

1) JBitzz just got mhobgoblined.

2) Did you see that mhobgoblin? I wish I could join! I need to go home and grab my costume
3) I got mhobgoblined yesterday and now my asshole burning. I just redefined the ring of fire!

by ChocolyPop May 31, 2021

Homogoblin

a homosexual goblin who mates with male orcs

You see that orc get homogoblined!

by Tim Jeske November 16, 2004