HMS Gleaner

From the Wikipedia definition: The HMSML Gleaner (H86) was the smallest commissioned vessel in the Royal Navy, at the time of her decommissioning, with a length of just under 15 metres.

Used to describe how small somebody's junk is.

Guy 1: Mate you've got such a HMS Gleaner

by xyphx June 26, 2019

HMS Dauntless

HMS Dauntless is the second ship of the Type 45 or Daring-class air-defence destroyers built for the British Royal Navy. She was launched at Govan in January 2007, was handed over to the Royal Navy on 3 December 2009 and was formally commissioned on 3 June 2010.

Friend: Whats your favorite boat?

Me: Definitely the HMS Dauntless, its the sexiest ship ive ever seen!

by pluck my pubes September 11, 2020

HMS Ballsack

(USED AS A METAPHOR)
Used To Describe Some Place In Which It Is Shit

"It Is Like HMS Ballsack In There!"
Or Used As A Expresion
"Welcome To HMS Ballsack"

by Acf Dude July 1, 2009

HMS Stanway

A bloated, stuffed-shirt, wind bag with nothing to say.

There goes the HMS Stanway sailing off again, spewing bilge water.

by Good Speller May 30, 2003

HMS Indigestion

Taryn + Jer = Indigestion, HMS Indigestion is basically the One True Pairing's name.

Omg, HMS Indigestion is my OTP!

by Taryn March 28, 2005

HMS Dauntless

HMS Dauntless is the second ship of the Type 45 or Daring-class air-defence destroyers built for the British Royal Navy. She was launched at Govan in January 2007, was handed over to the Royal Navy on 3 December 2009 and was formally commissioned on 3 June 2010.

Friend: Whats your favorite boat?

Me: Definitely the HMS Dauntless, its the sexiest ship ive ever seen!

by pluck my pubes September 11, 2020

HMSU

The largest drum and bass organization in Bulgaria.
HMSU formally stands for "Hard Music and Sounds United", but originally the abbreviation means "Heavy Marijuana Smokers United".

"Hey, did you visit the last HMSU gig with Hospital Records this Friday?"

by lilleyz October 17, 2018