Hitty Knee

-DO NOT CONFUSE WITH FORKY EYE-

A game native to Castlegregory, commonly played when irrecoverably gargled. Hitty Knee involves any amount of players above two people.

Everyone sits in a circle, with one knee facing into the centre. One person is given the immeasurable honour of having the first go. They can choose to either lightly caress or thwomp the bejesus out of another players knee. It is now that persons turn.
The game continues like this until the *Final Round*.
For the final round, every player chooses an available knee (other than their own) and gently, affectionately drapes their hand over said knee, keeping it there.

*Bonus Quickfire Round*
The game accelerates to ludicrous speed, with everyone putting the full force of a god into their swing.

"Ay Darren, how about a good game of hitty knee?"
"Sure sign me up there now buachaill"

by Peanuts Baker April 8, 2018

hits the corner

Based on the iconic DVD logo bouncing around the screen, ‘hits the corner’ is a phrase to express your satisfaction regarding a particular subject.

“Wow, that video really hits the corner.”

by indigraffi March 16, 2019

HITSO

Acronym for "How Is That Staying On?"

Girl 1: That top is so cute!
Girl 2: No way. I don't do HITSO outfits.
Girl 1: Hitso?
Girl 2: Yeah. How is that staying on? Get it?
Girl 1: Oh, totally!

by pixel.pop August 22, 2010

Hitty

Someone who hits people, constantly.

Annie Wang is being very hitty lately.

by thisisnotanyoneyouknow April 23, 2012

Knife hits

The process of smoking marijuana by heating up the tips of butter knives til theyre extremely hot, taking pieces of bud and pressing them between the tips of the flaming hot knives and sucking the created smoke through a funnel of some sort. Quite effect and a very nice clean burn.

I did knife hits til i couldnt find my seat.

by UberAlles March 17, 2005

shit hits the fan

1. When the critical moment occurs, usually involves the culmination of some sort of crisis or scandal.

2. When shit is literally slung into a fan. (See the movie Airplane.)

When your wife finds out, the shit's gonna hit the fan.

by Stroll August 23, 2004

Hitsuzen

"A naturally foreordained event. A state in which other outcomes are impossible. A result which can only be obtained by a single causality, and all other causalities would necessarily create different results. So reads the Kodansha Japanese desk dictionary, second edition." - Yuko Ichihara, xxxHolic

"There is not such thing as coincidence in this world. the only thing is hitsuzen.

by Jonathan Bass February 21, 2008