A men's hairstyle in which all of the hair is greasily matted forward, as if forced that way after the person travelled backwards extremely quickly. Not done in an intentionally stylish way, the High Speed Backwards (or HSB) can be found on ragged old men or the homeless.
by db April 23, 2005
Get the high speed backwards mug.A case of diarrhea where the feces escapes the anus at very high velocities. The shit is usually quite watery, which allows for smooth flow out of the asshole. A stomach ache usually precedes a high speed download and the person feels quite relieved after it is complete.
I just took a high speed download, and now I feel great.
That high speed download made this restroom stink.
That high speed download made this restroom stink.
by cfabbriumd December 26, 2008
Get the High Speed Download mug.When a man is fornicating with a woman, and his thrust is so intense that his penis exits the vagina and is inserted into the woman's anus.
Man 1: Dude, I was banging Shelly too hard, and I accidentally got my dick in her pooper.
Man 2: Oh yeah, the high speed lane change. You gotta be careful not to cause wreckage.
Man 2: Oh yeah, the high speed lane change. You gotta be careful not to cause wreckage.
by laineDdednaHdeR June 8, 2021
Get the high speed lane change mug.A high speed tender bender is defined by picking up food at the drive thru and you scarf it down in the front seat as fast as you can.
by soursabbath November 11, 2022
Get the High-Speed Tender Bender mug.Any kind of automatic weapon which fired bullets, rounds, or shells. Has it's origin in a game of Halo when a player referred to a Banshee as a Plane, (which is a much more litteral word to describe it), and as a mocking taunt, AcrazyMoomoo (D. Witchley) began calling automatic guns "High Speed Bullet Dispensers".
by Vinny128128 January 15, 2006
Get the High Speed Bullet Dispenser mug.by Jonny Kim September 19, 2005
Get the high speed mug.Ant: How fast are you going?
Jay: I think 65. Never mind, I'm going 12.
Ant: Dude, you're driving so slow right now.
Jay: I know. I'm sorry. I'm just really high.
Had I not been driving at high speed, I probably would have hit that deer... and I probably would've hit that kid who ran onto the street for his kickball.
Jay: I think 65. Never mind, I'm going 12.
Ant: Dude, you're driving so slow right now.
Jay: I know. I'm sorry. I'm just really high.
Had I not been driving at high speed, I probably would have hit that deer... and I probably would've hit that kid who ran onto the street for his kickball.
by Louie Wolfe October 23, 2012
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