Heterosexual

A person who is straight

Guys who fuck only girls are heterosexuals.
Girls that fuck only guys are heterosexuals

by ROFLHAIR July 11, 2006

heterosexual life partner

Two persons of the same gender who are best friends and commit to spend their lives together, yet never engage in any type of homosexual relations with one another.

Some famous examples of heterosexual life partners: Jay and Silent Bob, Beavis and Butthead, Adam Carolla and Jimmy Kimmel, Cheech and Chong, Beto and Raul, Pace and Baier.

by Pace June 3, 2004

Closet HeteroSexual

A person who refuses to recoginize their heterosexuality

That man is a closet heterosexual

by emax72085 February 2, 2007

Hetrosexual

A dumbass that thinks they know how to spell heterosexual

Kyle texted me that he was "hetrosexual" after I called him gay, lmao that dumbass

by VilteKes July 1, 2019

hetebrosexual

A sexual orientation wherein an otherwise straight male will make sexual gestures and comments towards his fellow men.

Steve: "Dude, why did you just smack my ass and wink?"
Tyson: "Hey brah, just being hetebrosexual."

by Dwilz October 21, 2009

closet heterosexual

sexual activity with a person of the opposite sex by a gay person who is drunk

David, stop fondling Vicky’s breasts again - you are such a closet heterosexual

by Uncle Bulgaria Luvva November 7, 2020

Heterosexually Hot

Attractive/appealing to members of the other gender

Matthew Morrison isn't gay, I'm a girl and I swear he's so heterosexually hot!!!

by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf November 6, 2010