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You: "Where have you been? You said you'd be home by 6:00!"
The person you were waiting for: "Why're you all het up? I stopped and got my lip waxed is all."
by KurtNYC August 11, 2010
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Het Hunter

A gay man who seduces (or tries to seduce) straight men.

Sometimes a het hunter will only go after straight men; sometimes het hunting is more of a hobby.
Andy Samberg, on the het hunter he plays in the movie "I Love You Man": "My character knows men really well, and knows straight men really well... Because he only fucks them."
by ChuffyChuffnell February 18, 2009
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hết nước chấm

A Vietnamese phrase to express the surprising feeling when you see a very beautiful and attractive girl that you just want to sleep with.

- A suitable phrase to flirt with some girl = Vietnamese pick-up line
Synonym: So delicious and attractive girl!
- Uồi, cô em này hết nước chấm ( Wow, she is amazing )
- Anh thấy em hết nước chấm ( I think you are very attractive )
- Tối qua, tôi đã ngủ với một cô em hết nước chấm, Rất tuyệt vời ( I slept with a skillful and amazing girl last night! So F**king good! )
by coemnuoccham April 18, 2022
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Het lag

When you grow up immersed in a culture of compulsory heterosexuality and labour under the misapprehension that you must be straight. Het lag typically lasts for years or decades.

It is particularly prevalent among those who do not experience a strong sense of romantic or sexual attraction to any sex or gender, and therefore have less obvious counter-evidence to the assumption of heterosexuality than those who experience strong same-sex/same-gender attraction. This is typically exacerbated by the lack of LGBTQIA+ education in schools and lack of awareness in many communities.

However, it is not exclusively experienced by people who identify under the asexual and/or aromantic umbrellas. Anyone whose sexuality is not the exclusively heterosexual 'default' that widespread social norms teach them to expect may experience het lag.

Originally coined in a tweet by Jared Pechacek (@vandroidhelsing):
"Mistyped it as 'het lag' so now we have a term for when you grow up thinking you're straight."
So, folks: how long were you 'het lagged' for?

I was het lagged for about 30 years... :o
by Ace_Editor April 11, 2019
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het'ro

Sherri: We gazed into each other's eyes for a while and it made me feel so special.
(gay) Sue: God, you are so het'ro.
by het'ro sherri January 13, 2008
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Het lag

When you grow up thinking you’re straight but you end up not
Man, I had so much het lag when I was little.
by Karma Wolffe May 29, 2020
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Het mondriaan college

IT IS A KANKER SCHOOL WITCH CONTAINS A MONKEY CALLED AURELLIA
Het mondriaan college makes children want to off themselves

yes it realy does
by De Boon December 6, 2022
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