Herpely

And adverb you use when you were to do an action while having Herpes

"I ate the food Herpely"

by Herpes10 December 1, 2022

Google Herpes

When you get a barrage of advertisements from a webpage you visited only once.

Man: I didn't know you were into apocalypse survival kits

Man 2: I'm not. I accidentally clicked that site and now I've got Google Herpes

by NightdesertHawkManguy March 9, 2014

herpderpt

When two people from different cultures get married and have and outdoor ceremony, and the pasture is Jewish.

Man that herpderpt made me cry!

by JumperJax April 1, 2017

herpel purple

To be a herpel purple, you must be off-the-wall insane, amazing, life-changing, a great friend, real, a sexy beast, and super pretty.

Audrey is such a herpel purple!

by cowabunga:) June 25, 2009

High school herpes

Any rash or chaffing that results from excessive dry-humping.

"I was trying to bang Debbie last night but she wouldn't do anything pants-off. All I got in return was a case of high school herpes."

by peever86 February 20, 2009

helpless romantic

Someone who can not control being romantic or having romantic thoughts.

Hannah is a helpless romantic

by Shawny G January 3, 2008

herpes

Herpes, herpes, you make me so sore...I shouldn't have fucked that Tijuana whore...now my dick runs like an old sink...and whatever that juice is, it sure as hell stinks...I've got the gift that keeps on giving...without my dick, is life worth living? I'm going to drown my sorrows in tequila...then maybe I'll call my ex-wife Sheila

by JoeyMaximus February 25, 2003