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hermionise

Verb.

To refine or perfect something. To apply positive spin or diplomatic language. In the manner of Hermione Granger from the Harry Potter books and films.
Before I can forward your report to management, I will need to hermionise it.
by koalabravo May 8, 2006
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pre-med hermione

Overachieving-ass dweebs (like Hermione) that are in all your biology and chemistry classes. They let everyone around them known that they are pre-med either directly or indirectly through their obnoxious behaviors (including, but not limited to: asking questions about how the material is relevant to the medical field, whether or not the professor has finished writing them a recommendation letter, and boasting about their shadowing experiences). An important thing to note is that not all pre-med hermione's are actually smart, but pretend to be.
Pre-med Hermione: "I'm getting my surgery next week. But I'm not worried; I've seen the procedure done like a hundred times."

Pre-med Hermione: "I can't wait to be a doc. I'm gonna be all like "Open your mouth, and say 'Ah'""

Pre-med Hermione: "Those pills are really bad for you. I would know. I'm pre-med."
by Arbag May 28, 2011
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Hermione Granger

The brightest witch of her age, and Harry's/Ron's best friend. She has brown bushy hair, rather large front teeth(though she had them shrunk in her fourth year), and is very pretty. Very bookish, and as stated above incredibly smart. Her wand is made of Vine. She is in love with Ron Weasley and marries him in the epilogue of book 7.
by Josh44 April 20, 2008
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Hermione Granger

Doria: "What would you do for a Klondike Bar?"
Me: "I'd french kiss Hermione Granger in front of Ron.
by Yad ecin a evah July 25, 2015
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Hermione

Hermione is a really intelligent girl.She is a witch born from muggle-parents.When Hermione's parents were about to have her they knew she would be special and unique.So they decided to name her something different that would resemble that.Hermione started going to muggle school.And although she was really intelligent,weird things happened around her.When Professor McGonagall came to her house,she learned that she is a witch.She later started attending Hogwarts school of Wizardry and Witchcraft.She was one of the most powerful and intellectual witch of Hogwarts.Hermione is the best friend of Ronald Weasley and Harry Potter.
Hermione is a powerful and intellectual witch.
by slayy_nix February 21, 2019
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dirty hermione

dirty hermione is a very risky path. she can either be a freak and leave a snail trail. or decide to go for a swim with the jets on her vagina. but if you are lucky she can cook you a good meal and give you a kiss at night
i heard a dirty hermione can be dangerous to deal with. never know what you will get.
by cocou April 20, 2020
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Hermione bag

A bag from which someone keeps pulling out tons of stuff. The bag seems too small to have ever fit in everything, like Hermione's magic bag.
How much stuff you got in there, dog?

Yo, it's my Hermione bag.
by Ae5Ea8 April 6, 2015
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