Dirty Hercules

Any of several devastating hand-to-hand combat tactics which shock your opponent into submission. In order to qualify as a true "Dirty Hercules", the tactic must include two simultaneous components: 1) a stunning show of strength, often utilizing mechanical advantage to make it nearly impossible to counter (the "Hercules" part), and 2) an unexpected assault on the senses of your opponent (the "Dirty" part). Options for the dirty component are limited only by the imagination of the attacker. Foreign objects and organic matter are fair game.

Paul: "Yo, check it out, Praveen is pissed at Rick for hitting on Karla."
Tom: "LMAO should we warn Rick?"
Paul: "Nah, he's gonna get what's coming to him."
Tom: "DAMN! Rick showed Praveen what's up with that Dirty Hercules! Praveen ain't getting up and now he needs to take a shower too."
Paul: "Oh shit, Karla liked that, she's all over Rick now."

by bolivian serenade August 2, 2023

Hercules

The sweetest guy in the freaking world, and can be really loud around his friends. If you get a chance to date him DO NOT PASS IT UP!!! He's the hottest, sweetest, funniest, smartest, best kissing guy you will ever meet.

"Wait, hold up, you are dating Hercules? Omg you are so Lucky!"

by Lilith127 December 27, 2020

hercules

code word for jacking off
hence, when Hercules was a child, he choked two snakes, choking the snake means jacking off

Hey, did you hercules yesterday?

by u cant know January 15, 2008

Hercules: The Legendary Journeys

Television show (Oct '94 - Nov '99) based on the mythical character Hercules Son of Zeus. Best to be seen while consuming massive ammounts of Marijuana, for the cinematography and tranquile music make for a most comfortable high, the story line is also easy to follow. The comedic aspect of the show also makes for a good laugh.

"Watching 'Hercules: The Legendary Journeys' is such an intricate part of my smoking ritual..."

"Stop talking and pass the blunt."

by Who_leo October 16, 2008

hercules

a person intends to be funny but actually makes a fool out of himself

DAMN I feel like a hercules now :/

by platte kaka April 7, 2003

hercules

retarted cat that has no life and stares at walls all day. Also known as Herc A Berc.

Hercules shut up and leave.

by Bob Edison April 23, 2005

Hercules

Synonym for extreme drunkitude. AKA the act of being the drunkest person ever known to mankind, hence, drunkitude.

After committing the mass genocide of many centaurs along with his friends over some stupid jar of wine, Hercules brought on the death of his friend and then proceeded to get even more drunk.

by Donteleo Hellious February 4, 2005