Hewbert

Hewbert is a member of the Royal Intelligence Corps. Hewbert thinks that they are the best member to ever walk BA, but in reality they are a major hoe who slays the competition instead of being the best agent they can be. Hew sucks at combat as well as being an RIC agent, meaning they are useless. Hew's pronouns are; Hew/Hew/Hewself.

Hewbert: I am a bad agent.

by VolcanicBandit March 27, 2022

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howbowditis

Inflammation brought upon by learning too many new and shocking things in a given period of time. Like many other types of inflammation, howbowditis is most commonly caused by a viral infection. New and shocking revelations constitute mind viruses, and there is indeed a viral load past which howbowditis is nearly guaranteed to manifest.

Jimmy: Hey man, did you know that artificial strawberry and raspberry flavoring comes from the anal gland of the North American beaver?
Bob: howbowdah
Jimmy: Yeah, it's crazy. And did you know that some people have Auto-brewery Syndrome, and that means their gut produces ethanol and they're drunk all the time?
Bob: Howbowdah!
Jimmy: Shocking, huh? And did you know that Bush did 9/11?
Bob: HOWBOWDAAAAAAH!?!!?

Bob puffs up and turns red

Jimmy: Looks like you got howbowditis, Bob.

by EldritchHorror October 13, 2022

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Howbeit

An archaic adverb which indicates that the proceeding statement contrasts with the prior statement.

Interchangeable with the modern equivalent However.

Howbeit, his deceptive bravado has now ceased its reign.

by TheocraticFascist February 7, 2023

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