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First world Hungry

When you have a fridge and pantry full of lots of good food but won't eat anything normal because you crave junk food.
Girl 1: I'm soooooo hungryyyy! I need foooood.
Girl 2: Seriously? Your house has enough food to feed a tribe of Eskimos for 3 weeks.

Girl 1: I want chiiiiiips!
Girl 2: Oh, you're first world hungry.
by Schismic June 30, 2014
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Hangry

When you are so hungry that your lack of food causes you to become angry, frustrated or both.

An amalgum of hungry and angry invented to describe that feeling when you get when you are out at a restaurant and have been waiting over an hour to get the meal that you have ordered.
"Damn! Where is that steak I ordered? We've been waiting for an hour and a half here. The service here is terrible! I'm starving! I don't know about you, but I'm starting to feel really hangry!"
by Michael Francis January 15, 2005
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Hungry Hippos

Based on the popular board game, this phrase is used when an individual prickteases a group of fat girls who are hungry for cock to the point that they will gobble the individual's genitalia with wide mouthed precision if they get within close proximity. Obviously this is done for the amusement of the individual but if care is not taken, it can lead to drastic consequences.
"The sign reads 'Don't feed the hungry hippos'.. fuck it, let's taunt the fat fuckers anyway, they can't catch us"
by Jack Jismouth August 1, 2009
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Cap'n Henry

(1) A green pirate That lives in an outhouse on an island. He likes to call his business "swishy swishys" and often uses it to build things. He also enjoys skateboarding.

He is part of the Cap'n Henry Clan along with Davis, Rachel, and Henry Wink.

(2) A religion created by Cap'n Henry. Cap'n Henry is all seeing and all knowing, and likes to make sure you're healthy and avoid constipation.
(1) I wonder what Cap'n Henry's up to today.

(2) I just joined the Cap'n Henry Religion and so should you! Smile! Cap'n Henry loves you!
by Henry1223 February 18, 2008
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hungry butt

When your butt is starved of fresh air and water, and decides to eat your underwear or pants. also, when your ass is bigger than the pants surrounding it, therefore your pants are streched tightly into the pigeye area.
Skinawnaw's stone-washed jeans were being eaten ferociously by her hungry butt.
by Dirkniggla January 14, 2005
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hungry seal

when you make your bitch eat a mouthful of goldfish while getting anally penetrated. She will flop and moan like that of a seal.
"I heard andrew made Kendall a hungry seal for breakfast..."
"Yeah man...I heard her flopping around and shit."
by okey_tokey93 December 5, 2011
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Henry Rowengartner

a fictional but legendary closer for the
Cubs. Who learned to pitch from Gary Busey after that he struck out Barry Bonds before the steroid algations.
he is also a term for a player every terrible team needs
"Damn man the Washington Nationals need some relievers"
" I know i think we Need Henry Rowengartner or Chet Steadman"
by Thaddeus Hermanson September 26, 2008
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