Umbrella Handle

Something i have stuck up my arse!

dude 1: bro guess what
dude 2: what bro?!
dude 1: i totally stuck an umbrella handle up my arse!

by y’alloutherewilin1234 December 19, 2019

rock hard love handles

no such thing but tha's my excuse when my cell phone falls off of my belt.

Damn, my rock hard love handles knocked my phone off my belt.

by DutchSchultz February 22, 2010

Scandinavian Headlock

The act of a naked man wrapping his legs around a person's neck, causing them to suck his dick

Guy 1: Bra! Guess what I got to do last night with Sydney.
Guy 2: Don't tell me you already got a Scandinavian Headlock!
Guy 1: You guessed it bro.

by Milan the dude October 8, 2014

hendall

the publicity stunt modest management pulled pretending Harry Styles and Kendall Jenner were dating.

Hendall is a full of crap.

by nutellazialls December 7, 2013

mug handle

an erection trapped painfully in tight blue jeans

we kissed and it gave me the most painful mug handle ever.

by Darko Mashev February 5, 2009

pig handle

Pig Handle, the act of a male masturbating to climax after “messy” anal sex.

I had to work my own pig handle till I came after pulling out of that nasty hoe’s poopy butthole.

by Borrachobob July 12, 2019

Amelia Henderson

She definitely looks like Scha Elinnea.

Which one is Scha Elinnea and Amelia Henderson? I don't know.

by WARGANET MALAYSIA September 22, 2023