help

that thing you need when ur sad mad or dying in a hole screaming fuck this shit in to the endless void and want to curl up and die.

also math

i need help
what kind mental or physical?
both

by fierysnowflakes October 10, 2019

helping a buddy out

This is when one straight guy gives another straight guy a handjob or blowjob. This is not a gay act if the rules of the Bro Code are followed: 1) the recipient must not have the option of sex with a female easily available, 2) the helper must be doing it as a favor to a friend and not receive any sexual pleasure from performing the act, 3) the act must be reciprocated, although not necessarily contemporaneously, 4) the act must never be revealed to third parties, 5) no kissing, 6) no contact with the recipient's ass. This act is frequently done under the influence of alcohol or other mind altering substances. If the act does not involve simultaneous reciprocation, the helper should keep his pants on. See also brojob.

A: My girl is out of town and I'm horny as shit. How about helping a buddy out?

B: No problem, Bro.

A: You want me to do you?

B: Naa, I've got a date tonight. You can get me next time she's on her period.

by Samsonva2000 January 18, 2016

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congratulations you have just reached the max amount of boredom you can ever reach on the planet
do you even have anything else better to do than this???????

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by fgv January 31, 2022

Helpless executive syndrome

the condition in which an executive, usually male, is able to manage thousands of employees and millions of dollars but incapable of figuring out things like transferring a phone call or scheduling things on his own calendar

Gordon Wainworth, who suffers from helpless executive syndrome, was standing utterly mystified in front of the Keurig machine, randomly pushing buttons and calling for his secretary to help him.

by Jill Bystrom October 13, 2017

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You've already typed out urban dictionary browse categories vote store blog, define.php?term=, Type any word..., and Top Definition, but you're still so bored i want to die, so you have to search what's on the right side of the dictionary.

Raven: dude stop saying you're bored. Get up and do somethin'.

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by David Nyan November 26, 2020

Help

Something that a lot of us need but most of us don't/ can't get.

"I need help"

"Too bad it doesn't exist"

by Justanotherstrangeronline February 13, 2019

Send Help

When you want help.

Kyle: How are you doing man?
Brad: Send Help i've been kidnapped

by manwhoneedshelp July 4, 2020