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The longest ever metaphor for masturbation.

As seen in the upcoming film, the Dark Show
Rob: Why is there vaseline in your glove box?
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.
by theDarkShow October 23, 2010
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hellinger

A person who only gives half a story and is afraid of any type of commitment. This person may also believe others are stupid enough to think AFTICA the Boat uses Facebook
That’s a Hellinger!!! Meme me meme
by Pud G December 17, 2017
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helping herself to a snack

the natural phenomenon occurs when a female fellates a sleeping or unconscious male, often results in sleep disruption for the receiver.
After Turbo-Dave passed out on the couch, he awoke to see
Janet helping herself to a snack.
Here's the play by play
Turbo Dave: "ZZZZZZZZZZZ"
Janet: "Mmmmm slurp slurp"
TD: "ZZZ..Whaaaa?"
J: "Slurp slurp mmmm"
TD: "I'll give you 20 minutes to cut that out!"
J: "Mmmm slurp slurp *gulp* slurp"
by DJ D-Rail August 7, 2006
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Helping

The state of "helping" while high on marijuana. To be "helping" is the serious need of help because you are possibly incapacitated on the bed or are about to or have greened out.

(True story, all names have been changed)

So on a clear starry night, two buddies hung out in their basement to get high. They ordered a box of pizza for themselves, and paid the girl the wrong amount of money; still shutting the door on the delivery person.

The two buddies ate the pizza and watched TV for awhile. One of the buddies, "Dave", felt like one of his eyes was larger than the other, and was unable to see straight. He then puked up all the pizza he just ate.

Dave claimed that if he didn't physically breathe, he felt like his body was breathing for him because of all the smoke literally trapped in his lungs and therefore inflated his lungs every time he breathed out.

When Dave laid on the bed, he looked over to his friend who was high as fuck, and kept "helping" to his friend. He constantly asked for help because he thought he was going to die. Dave couldn't feel his body and was to the point where he was too lazy to move and do anything.
Person 1 - "Dduuddee, you okay?"
Person 2 - "I'm heellppiinngg, I can't do jack shit"

Dave smoked way too much weed to the point where he greened out and was "helping" all fucking night.
by Helping as ffuuucckk November 6, 2011
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Helping Dora Over

2 or more illegal aliens working as a team to cross the border.
"Ok, Jose. The plans are set, and tonight, we together will be helping dora over."
by Captain Jack Mehoff December 15, 2012
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Helping Hand

The name of the repossession company that Otto works for in the film "Repo Man".
Oly: "Helping Hand"...fucking right we took your car. Guess who told us where it was, your goddamned brother!
by semanon March 21, 2008
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Helping Hand

when one person inhales weed then kisses another person, the person that recieves the kiss inhales the weed smoke by the kiss. the kiss usually lasts as if your making out for seven seconds.
helping Hand:If your looking to do it.

inhale the smoke, dont exhale, then kiss the person for seven seconds. as if making out. the person will inhale the smoke then after the seven seconds release the smoke. youll feel high.

Its hardcore when your listening to satisfaction by benny benassi or I kissed a girl by Katy perry trust me.
by Cookiepants October 30, 2008
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