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cock height

The height of a short person, usually around 3 feet, whose head only reaches the waist of the average man.
She's growing up so fast! She's cock height now!
by 0neWay July 9, 2010
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shat upon from a dizzying height

1. made to suffer extreme indignity by those in power;

2. rendered dysfunctional by severe administrative incompetence
1. Our Vietnam veterans were shat upon from a dizzying height.

2. The server ran fine until it was shat upon from a dizzying height.
by Smoodge the Naked August 18, 2006
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Blowjob Height

Natures gift to tall guys
"Haha being around six foot 2 myself, when you get that chick who youve got a foot difference in height, when that sexy lil honey is about around 5 feet or shorter man, that eye to crotch level, fucking blowjob height= shes a keeper"
by luvinshortbitches November 9, 2009
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Dick sucking height

A short woman, such that her mouth is at the same altitude as your penis when both parties are standing straight.

Also known as DSH, or PDSH.
1. Damn, look at how short that girl is! She's dick sucking height.

2. I met this hottie last night...she was PDSH.

3. *Standing behind a short woman in a cashier line* "DSH!"
by JSammz December 15, 2009
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Getting Height

Getting height- the act in which you nail the heck out of your college girlfriend. Height is the amount of spring action you get in your cheap-ass college twin bed whereby the springs hit the floor and she hits the ceiling. It's also the way in which your roommates measure your ability to rock the house while they are trying to watch TV.
Getting Height- Big Shoe got so much height he busted the bed and kept us from being able to hear the epic we were watching on TV.
by uwwalum February 16, 2012
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Perfect Height, No Bucket

When horse fuckers ride up on the rump of the horse and find that their ding dong presses perfectly against the brown eye of gods beautiful creation.
John: “ God that horse is a majestic creature. Absolutely sexy..”

David: “ That’s a prime example of Perfect Height, No Bucket if i’ve ever seen one, wouldn’t ya say cowboy?”
by Kevin Kofoid March 30, 2019
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Hug Height Ratio

The difference between the heights two people in a hug. The height difference between two partners should be between 3-5 inches, give or take. This allows for the shorter of the two to rest their head on the shoulder (3" or less) or somewhere in their partner's chest (5" or more), thus creating the perfect hug height ratio.
"Man, it's like impossible for me to give Emily a decent hug, we're the same height!"

"Well, maybe you should find a girl that fits the Hug Height Ratio."
by yourstrulyJCruz September 4, 2011
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