Heenster

heenster, what the fuck, i used to know a heen-somthing, oh well.

10,000 little heenies running around...

by the one dude from the place March 24, 2004

HERPSTIES

The product of sex with dirty hipsters.

That hipster chick gave me the Herpsties.

by Firega September 14, 2010

Hempstress

One who stresses the hemp. An educator who teaches the masses on the cannabis sativa l. plant, aka hemp. A play on the word seamstress, as hemp is used as a fiber for clothing. Invented by #mrshempstress herself. See other hemp puns invented by the #hempstressoftheroc thank you.

We went to the Rochester public market district in western New York and got hempducated on the hemp plant by a female hempstress who knew a vast array of factoids and offered us multiple suggestions for use of this natural superfood. She definitely stressed the hemp and we learned a ton of information we hadn't known before.

by #mrshempstress October 8, 2019

hempster

A person, possibly under the influence, who believes that hemp is the world's grandest and most economical solution for problems ranging from boat construction and clean fuel to depression, appetite loss, and aggressive pets.

Hey, hempster! Lighten up! No, I didn't say "light up". Maybe that's where those nine missing IQ points went.

by Manabozhocoyote March 24, 2021

Heepss_aviation

A sexy guy wearing a swimming cap-THK btw

Heepss_aviation likes his swimming cap

by ThatHarmonicaKid April 5, 2021

Hempsthetician

/hemp/esTHəˈtiSHən/
Noun

A licensed esthetician that specializes in the use of hemp-based skincare products, and educates on the benefits of hemp.

The Hempsthetician shared get information on starting my own hemp-based skincare line.

by The Hempsthetician October 15, 2022

Hempster

Well employed Urban professionals, usually over the age of 40, who are just well-to-do stoners and Pot Head Philosophers.

Lets go down to the Sunset Grill and watch the working Hempsters go by .

by KImCobain March 6, 2017