Amber Heard

-after a fight, you take a dump on your partners side of the bed

My ex got me so angry I Amber Hearded all over their Egyptian silk sheets.

by Snow(zen) April 21, 2022

Amber Heard

1- A term for a person or animal who shits anywhere while sleeping, standing, sitting, walking, or running.

2- A pile of turd.

- Hey Jimmy, you see that girl eating pizza? I think I'm gonna go and say hi.
- Yeah, she's hot but notice that pile of amber heard underneath the chair!
- Damn! She must be amber hearding while eating!

by Sir Adel May 14, 2022

Amber Heard

Cockney Rhyming Slang for "Turd".

"I've just done a massive Amber Heard and it won't flush!"

by Toastedd April 28, 2022

Amber Heard

When you get so angry you go to your partners bedsheets and shit your whole colon all over them.

“Did you hear about their fight? He called her a slut so she Amber Hearded him!”

by Lilpinkoctopuss April 29, 2022

Amber Heard

Mattress Turd, Cockney rhyming slang for fecal matter found in ones bed.

Oh man, that girl I bought back for a hookup totally left an Amber Heard in my bed.

by Mungaloid April 26, 2022

Amber Heard Simps

the small group of mostly feminists that believe Amber Heard is innocent, despite the jury finding all her evidence to be fake and an audio recording of Heard admitting to hitting Johnny Depp. If a Johnny Depp supporter comments "#johnnydeppisinnocent or #amberturd or anything along those lines, most Heard simps will whine and comment under "Johnny Depp is a wife beater" before blocking the Depp supporter.

Person 1: I have made a goal to piss off as many Amber Heard simps as I can.
A FEW DAYS LATER
Person 2: How is your goal going?
Person 1: Good! I've gotten blocked by 10 fan accounts!

by your.mom.sheesh June 5, 2022

Amber Heard

A sex act involving the following steps
Step 1 take a shit on their pillow

Step 2 smear that shit around

Step 3 hold their face on that shit covered pillow

Step 4 insert your member in their anus ride their ass
Step 5 repeatedly donkey punch them in the back of the head
Step 6 overstay your welcome in that relationship for up to ten years

It is different from an Alabama hot pocket or a frosty Jim in that it does not involve fecal insertion.

A transexual gave Alan an Amber Heard.

I paid her for an Amber Heard

He is going for an Amber Heard

by Bryan 1888 May 10, 2022