Hearing Aid

Derogatory term for a Bluetooth earpiece worn by anyone over 40 years old in the sad belief that it makes them look cool. Seen from the opposite side, it makes them look like an old person suffering from semile dementia and talking to themselves.

Middle-aged woman apparently talking to herself in park.
Guy: "What's up with grandma over there?"
Girl: "She's on her hearing aid again to her daughter."

by Uncle Des August 21, 2009

herming

Basically when you stay at home all day, you don't leave the house, don't even open the curtains, and you just procrastinate on the internet snuggled up in blankets eating a shit tonne of junk food.

Friend: You been up to much today?
You: Nope, I've been herming all day.

by Disneyfan January 17, 2014

doing a Hemingway

Traveling and visiting numerous cities around the world, whilst enjoying life; Drinking heavily and having many sexual relationships, hopefully resulting in a novel.

*Guy 1* "Hey, what are you gonna do after High school?"
*Guy 2* "I'm thinking of doing a Hemingway, you know"

by Polynices. May 9, 2014

Luke Hemmings

Luke is quiet and awkward. He can be very funny but you have to get him talking. When he smiles you can't breathe for a couple seconds. You always just want to hug him and if have gotten to already you are very lucky. His voice is so strong and powerful when he sings that you can't get enough. Talk about a toner.
<3

"Wow his voice is unbelievable!"

"Yeah Luke Hemmings just blows me away."

by haimynameismorgan May 7, 2013

Luke Hemmings

A blonde haired blue eyed 15 year old Australian boy. He is amazing. Veiwed on YouTube with his friends Callum and Michael. Band is called 5 Seconds of Summer. Hopefully will be a big star soon.

Did you see Luke Hemmings?
Yes, hes amazing!

by Ariah Mackenzie October 26, 2011

Luke Hemmings

Luke Hemmings is the lead singer and guitarist in the australian band 5 Seconds of Summer. His band mates names are Ashton Irwin, Calum Hood and Michael Clifford. His Birthday is July 16th 1996, which makes him 19. He has been playing the guitar sice he is 10 years old. Luke started posting videos of himself covering songs on YouTube in 2011. Later that year the other band memebers joined. The complete band was formed in December 2011.

Have you heard about the amazing talented Luke Hemmings?

Yes I have.

by jessiehemmo October 4, 2015

I need healing

Something Genji mains love saying for whatever strange reason. Sometime they’ll say it when at 199/200 hp. Sometimes even when full health. RARELY when they really need healing. Most of the time though, it’s just to piss people off.

Genji-I NEED HEALING
Mercy-Genji your at full health
Genji-I NEED HEALING I NEED HEALING I NEED HEALING

by Genji needs healing May 2, 2018