selective hearing

one posseses this quality when they hear only what they would like to hear.

"Jimmy, do the laundry and the you can go to the movies."

"Sweet! I can go to the movies!"

"AFTER YOU DO THE LAUNDRY!"

"What? You never said i had to do the laundry."

"I swear, you have selective hearing"

by amrgkm January 29, 2009

textual healing

the act of consoling someone via text message rather then taking the time to talk to them over the phone.

when i get that feeling... i need textual healing.

by adamtenspeed January 6, 2009

Heading for the pink

Acting in a manner that is very camp. This kind of behaviour is often evident with metrosexuals.

John loved to get his hair done at the hairdressers a bit too much, everyone thinks he's heading for the pink

by pulcher_sum September 5, 2005

Heading Down to the Firing Range

A euphemism for female masturbation.

Melissa needs to relieve some tension, so she's 'heading down to the firing range'.

by Pneumatic August 27, 2009

HealingCloud

An xbox live gamer who is all ways high.
also some one who is stoned all the time.

Man that kid is on some sort of healingcloud.

by HealingCloud December 28, 2009

Queef Heaving

The Sport of idaho Where a potato is inserted into the vagina and farted (or) Queefed out aiming for a target...

Hey Bri Wanna Play A Round Of Queef Heaving?

by Shaniqua Russet Avenue October 3, 2008

Heaning Mislet

The names of two neighbouring hamlets in Cumbria, the roadsign for which reads like a direction sign for a particularly annoying person (a mislet) who is described as heaning. A useful exclamation that sounds much ruder than it is.

Heaning mislet! My bike has got another puncture.

or

He is such a heaning mislet.

by bodhisattvan September 16, 2009