hazy spade

To be "out of it". That feeling you get when you have lost your mind and start putting the television remote in the fridge and pouring orange juice on your cereal.

Bryan: "Where were you last night? You missed the best party ever!"

Nix: "Oh man, after all the drinking the night before I was so hazy spade, I woke up in yard with a bottle of Jack and a HeMan action figure."

by GingerNix February 10, 2010

hazy crazy

When extreme stress causes you to forget.

That was a hazy crazy period in my life!

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

a hazy ipa

Something only the most sophisticated and distinguished man would order at a bar. Frequently ordered by men named Connor. Usually pronounced with a very heavy English accent.

Hey sir what would you like to drink tonight, some sort of beer or a hazy ipa?

I’ll take the haziest IPA you have on tap please.

by DarthFadez May 19, 2023

HAZI

That one cutie that just doesn't notice you, also known as papi he is probably the biggest pimp and a true chad

He didn't even see me, what a hazi

by SENPAPI<3 March 28, 2021

Hazy Jade

An intelligent beautiful woman that has been through a lot but has very much to give

Hazy Jade is also a color

by Penelope junior March 20, 2021

hazy

hazy is a wonderful person he dances alot but its cute his nickname will probably be khaloof hes the best i swear and hes so cute and yes i dont know what else but yes 😫

go follow hazy in tiktok @.hazyy

by dooooaoo February 6, 2022

Hazies

When you drink hazy IPAs and wake up the next morning crapping your insides out uncontrollably.

Bro, drinking all those double dry hopped double IPAs yesterday got to me… I woke up with the hazies this morning.

by Mfbrian88 August 23, 2021