Rail Hawking

An act of obtaining of a girl in a skilful manner to be able to hook up with; the action of a rail hawker.

"Let's go out and go rail hawking"

"that guy over there is rail hawkin kelly"

"that girl is definitely trying to rail hawk"

by zolty September 20, 2009

Black Hawking

The act of hanging off the side of your friends van while he/she is driving. Mostly because the van is full.

Friend: Dude! You can't get a ride!

You: It's okay. I'll just hang off the side.

Friend: Black Hawking? Sure, why not.

by The Almighty Lunchbox February 13, 2014

Dirty Hawking

When you're fucking your significant other in the cowgirl position while talking dirty to them through a speak and spell

Me and stacy tried the dirty hawking last night I was like "oh... yeah... baby...."

by Fug schmucker December 23, 2021

Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking is a physicist who is considered the best since Einstein and Newton. He is also an atheist prompting many mindless atheist nuts to use arguments from authority. It's obvious why a man like Stephen Hawking is an atheist. It's not intellect that encourages him. It's emotion stemmed from the condition he suffers. You can see that this is the case when an otherwise intelligent man uses a evidenceless hypothesis (multiverse which is science fiction) to advocate atheism. Unfortunately many atheists now use arguments from authority by asserting that because Hawking is an atheist, it must be correct.

Stephen Hawking, an otherwise great scientist whose emotion caused him to put his faith in an evidenceless hypothesis to explain the origin of the universe.

by Skialian January 9, 2014

Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking is a brillant astro and theoretical physicist, most known for his study of black holes, his book A brief History of Time, and his illness ALS, which has left him almost completly imobile. His other books The Universe in a Nutshell, a Briefer History of Time, Black Holes and Baby Universes and Other Essays, On The Shoulders of Giants: The Great Works of Physics and Astronomy.

He is also a pop culture icon, due to his physically disabled status, his status as one of the leading scientists of our time, and his computer that he uses to talk by pressing a variety of symbols for sounds. He has been in the shows Star Trek, Family Guy, The Simpsons and Futurama among other shows. There is also a rapper, M.C. Hawking, who uses his voice synthesiser to make lyrics. Stephen Hawking, known also for his wit, takes these in good humor.

Stephen Hawking has had Lou Gehrig's Disease for most of his life and as lived much longer then his doctors originally thought.

"When I hear of Schrödinger's cat, I reach for my gun." - Stephen Hawking

"I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image."

by Alan McVicker May 1, 2006

steven hawking jr

When you stick a keyboard in the girls rectum whilst she is bent over a wheelchair deep throating a mouse.

" I Steven Hawking jr your mom bitch"

by Faget33 July 11, 2016

Steven Hawking Nut

When you have such a powerful nut that you're whole body looses feeling and you look like Steven Hawking while making the loudest groan as if you soul has left your body.

Dude- Hey, are you ok? Your face is messed up.
Other Dude- Yeah, I just experienced a Steven Hawking Nut while me and my "mate" were messing around, and half of my face got permanently paralyzed.
Dude- Oh man, that.....is AWESOME!

by M0/\/ty December 4, 2017