Coffee Haus

where we’re going to celebrate my friend’s birthday tomorrow

happy birthday dd, we gon have fun at coffee haus this sunday i hope you see this

by handlotion42 November 9, 2019

Haus

A big girl or guy , also someone who just acts like a major scrub

Damn she just inhaled that cheeseburger

Ya ik Jenna is such a haus

by haus July 24, 2016

Jenny Hau

Jen is a large dragon most similar in appearance to those seen in Chinese mythology. Its serpentine body is largely blue, but its underbelly is yellow. It has four white fins down its back, and a large and gaping mouth. Jen is known for its fierce temper and wanton destructive tendencies. Once it has worked itself into a frenzy, it will not calm until everything around it is destroyed, and can even go on for a whole month.
This violent nature is attributed to the dramatic structural changes its brain undergoes during evolution. During times of human conflict Jen is said to appear, burning entire cities down to the ground.
Jen usually lives in large bodies of water, such as lakes and ponds or even seas and oceans.

Person 1: "OMG what happened to my peaceful village?"

Person 2: "OH SHIT"

Jenny Hau: "I'M GOING TO BURN YOUR HOME AND RAPE YOUR ORPHANED CHILDREN ... AND THEN I WILL BURN YOUR ORPHANS AND RAPE THEIR REMAINS!!"

by goldlovin'babe April 26, 2011

Spanken Haus

A german Brothel. Pronounced Shpanken House.

Bob: Dude, my nads itch so bad right now.

Johnny: That's what happens when you go to a Spanken Haus and get 20 Cleveland Steamers.

Bob: I guess it could be worse. I could have sucked my own dick on a bus full of people.

by FannyFondler November 12, 2008

Haus Special

A term coined in late thirties Nazi Germany referring to a torture technique used by SS guards wherein they would insert a riding crop or other such implement forcefully into a prostrate prisoner.

"What happened to Heinrich?"

"He got a visit from the SS last night and they gave him the Haus Special."

by jgoebbels March 18, 2009

Beach Haus

a long and storied end of summer tradition in which a group of people steal off to a maritime house for several days in order to celebrate the gift of friendship, renew old bonds, and get sh**faced for an irresponsible amount of time.

Question: Hey, how was Beach Haus this year?
Answer: I don't remember.

by Captain Adam01 August 4, 2011

Haus Pekpek

Tok Pisin (Pidgin) for Bathroom

Yu Haus Pekpek is bagarump!! (your bathrom is broken)

by Lebo October 27, 2007