Hachinpa

Hachinpa is a term used after someone says something that you don’t believe. It is short for “100 Percent”. This term is often used in a sarcastic manner.

John: I just got 16 kills in Fortnite!!

Jack: Hachinpa dudeee

by xLexGamingTTV September 13, 2021

Vanilla Hatchet

A vanilla hatchet refers to the act of a caucasian male punishing feminist behavior by fastening a blade to his erect phallus and slashing the perpetrator in the face with said blade.

Mike's wife was engaging in unruly feminist behavior, so he treated her to his infamous vanilla hatchet.

by Stefo July 27, 2006

batten down the hatches

Nautical: secure a boat's hatch-tarpaulins, esp. when rough weather is expected.

Figurative: prepare for a difficult time or crisis, trouble is coming.

Oh ohh, batten down the hatches, here comes the tax collector.

by uvu November 19, 2007

Hatchy

When someone or something creates an awkward situation by saying or doing something socially unacceptable that may end all conversation, draw attention and create awkward silence. Side-effects of a hatchy situation may include nervously tugging on your collar, taking a deep sigh, or slowly shaking your head in embarrassment. When something is hatchy it is acceptable to say "hatchy" in any comical fashion. Hatch is a common alternative to hatchy and can be used in the same way.

Bob: "Bill, dont you freaking hate Mrs. Johnson, that bitch fails me on every paper!"

Bill: "That's my mom you dickhead"

Bob: (tugging on collar) "well this is hatchy..."

by ksmits45 September 9, 2010

flatch hatch

n. An automotive sunroof whose rear end may be elevated for emergency ventilation.

I'm riding to the Chili Cookoff with Tom -- his car's got a flatch hatch.

by Zappin' Nap October 22, 2007

Hatchet Boy

Hatchet boy is an urban legend passed down from generation to generation...hatchet boy is a shadow who holds a hatchet upon his hand, the few that do see him say that he is an unknown figure. He walks about day to day in plain sight, you may even see him walking around in your town, maybe he’s even in the same room as you right now. All those who have died upon his hand have sang the song that summons him called “Hatchet Boy” which I will not write the lyrics of so you don’t summon him. Though you may try yourself to guess the song but you may never succeed.

I’m gonna see if Hatchet boy is real and try to summon him.

by HatchetBoy July 26, 2019

Hutchie

A fan who dislikes a rival sports team (and its fans) to an almost obsessive level

Shaun: "can you believe what Jonny said about Liverpool's game last night?"
Ryan: "I know, hes such a hutchie, it's all he talks about"

by Lummy83 July 2, 2020