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Hastings Middle School 

Hell on earth. If the devil decided to ask you out on a date this is the right place to take him. Home of the nilist coomer gang. The teachers are all stuck up rich white boomers, except for a pretty nice dude who teaches music. Kids from everywhere know that if you go here you WILL get offered a juul at least 10 times a day. Principal is an dillweed and it sucks here. Also don’t but the mozzarella sticks I heard they are poisonous.
Death (noun) any middle school relating to Hastings middle school or anything of the sort.

Hastings on Hudson 

all white ppl and they're all terrible. only known for having racist students. you either cutting yourself or doing drugs in the woods no in between. mad zionists too.
Hastings on Hudson is a town where you can meet the most virulent crackers.

Hastings on Hudson 

an amassing of the most insufferable whites one can dream of. mad zionists too. only known for having racist students. if ur here ur either cutting yourself of doing drugs in the woods.
Hastings on Hudson is the place to go to find the most virulent crackers in the country.

Hastings kick 

The act of kicking the shoes of an unresponsive stranger passed out on the street – who may be overdosing – to nudge them awake to check if they are still breathing or need medical attention. Named after the notorious East Hastings street in Vancouver's Downtown Eastside where the minimally invasive maneuver is done by first responders and concerned bystanders when they suspect a person might be dying from a drug overdose.
He was lying unconscious in the middle of the sidewalk and not responding when talked to, so I gave him the Hastings kick to see if I needed to call 911.
Hastings kick by Kelsey H. June 14, 2024

Hastings Muchunga 

A Psychic Spy or Remote Viewer and psychic stalker who is also known for psychic stalking
Hastings Muchunga is a Psychic spy or Remote Viewer

Hastings Muchunga 

A Psychic Spy or Remote Viewer and psychic stalker who is also known for psychic stalking
Hastings Muchunga is a Psychic spy or Remote Viewer