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Jess Hardwicke

A beautiful girl, 100% better than Jess miller.
Definition of a pulling machine and stripper.
by Jess Hardwicke August 2, 2018
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Mr. Herwick

A social studies teacher that is gay, his mustache looks like he rubbed his face in a big pile of straw before school, he likes to embarrass kids when their phones ring in class by making them pick up and the class says hello.
Mr. Herwick is my crazy social studies teacher.
by Yaboi Mr.Proper November 10, 2018
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harvick

NOUN:

A professional race car driver with more talent than sence from time to time, often seen with a blonde that doesn't have the good sence to remove her hat during the national anthem. Often seen walking down the street with with peanut butter filled chocolate cup and bumping into less talented drivers carrying tubs of caramel.
harvick: mmmm peanut butter cup.

less talented open wheel drive: mmmm tub of caramel.

<bump into each other>

harvick: hey you got your caramel in my peanut butter cup.

ltowd: hey you got your peanut butter cup in my caramel tub.

harvick: What the hell, are you some kind of freak? Walking around with a tub of caramel, are you retarded or something?
by mAD~mOD November 9, 2008
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Hardwicked

When your asshole boyfriend is domineering and uses you as a sex doll.
I am so tired of being Hardwicked by my boyfriend.
by FrankieStrilla June 18, 2018
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Kevin Harvick

Kevin Harvick is gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that
by crazylazyunemployed65 August 4, 2010
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Harwich

Da best damn town there ibba was. I'm the leadin ibba scorer there. i love all de'm ibba girls.
Harwich, where we fuck up in sports every ibba year.
Harwich, where da basketball fans are all ibba turkeys
by Mr. Rose April 10, 2005
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Hardwick's DIsease

When you will do absolutely anything to impress hipsters to gain a following. Pronouncing words with a unreasonable flair, referencing books that are out of print or long forgotten bands that 'deserve a comeback'. Started with Chris Hardwick's need for approval by demeaning himself in anyway possible.
Steve : "What's wrong with Tom? He's wearing a scarf in the middle of summer"
Toby : "He has no friends, so he is trying to impress hipsters"
Steve : "Full blown Hardwick's Disease"
by Type4Me January 23, 2015
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