harboring a deuce

1) The condition of needing to relieve oneself through bowel movement. Having to take a shit.

2) In card games, hanging on to a '2' card, esp. Uno or Gin Rummy - it is a defensive strategy of game play to have only one remaining card of low value, or as in the case of Gnagno (Friulian card game), it is an offensive strategy to harbor it for late use in order to force a player to draw two unwanted cards.

3) The first album to be released by Fez Wrecker's Junkyard Jug Band in early 2013.

1) "Dude are you okay? You seem a bit fidgety."

"The toilet is occupied, and I'm harboring a deuce!"

2) "What the fuck, you were harboring the double deuce?! That's four points for me!"

3) Have you heard that new shit from Fez Wrecker's Junkyard Jug Band called "Harboring a Deuce"? It's not as crappy as you'd expect from those constipated cats.

by botschaftler December 17, 2012

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Haooeningb (noun): A whimsical creature that thrives on laughter and joy. It is said to have a mischievous nature, capable of transforming mundane moments into extraordinary adventures. When a haooeningb is near, you can expect unexpected surprises and delightful silliness to ensue. It possesses the magical ability to spread contagious laughter, leaving everyone in its presence with smiles that last for days. So, keep an eye out for the elusive haooeningb, for it brings mirthful enchantment wherever it goes!

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