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Harneets Principle

According to bernoulli's principle a high pressure=low wind speed, low pressure=high wind speed. This has been applied to "Harneets principle" with many inspirations means... a women with a nice buttocks automatically has a pretty face, a women with a ugly buttockes = ugly face. This principle has been proven and works, try it urself. This slang is used in High Schools all over N.A.
Women walking down the street, you see her from the back, nice buttocks eh? well then guranteed through this principle this women is gonna be pretty...ugly buttocks, well then just walk the other way! This is called Harneets principle, derivative from the word "Bernoulli''s principle".
by vincenta April 27, 2006
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harness my power

When a member of the opposite sex inserts a finger in your asshole in order to insure that you perform at your peak. (Typically done before a big athletic event)
Hey man, I heard you have a big race coming up this weekend.

Yeah, I've got to get my girlfriend to harness my power so we can beat those retards from Williams.
by Butter Deez Nuts March 5, 2008
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Harness Bulge

A large bulge in the frontal region of a mans harness
That rock climbing harness really shows off that harness bulge.
by sarwizzle August 21, 2011
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Harnett

She really is a Harnett
by Therealone13 June 25, 2016
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twat harness

An elastical belt with a decor to cover a woman's camel toe when her suspenders are too short or tight.
1. My twat harness got snagged on his eyebrow ring....or tongue ring.

2. Thank god for my twat harness, it covers my camel toe delightfully.

3. Look at her camel toe, bitch needs a twat harness badly.

4. Everyone in here needs a twat harness.

5. Fuck these suspenders are too tight, thank god for this twat harness.
by ShinyHarness November 26, 2010
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Harness Jack

Bob: Hey dude, lets harness jack!
Jim: Alright!!
by Moskau September 23, 2005
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harness cock

Harness cock is when you wear tight pants or a harness and your cock bulges like no other

"Sorry man i have a bad case of harness cock."
"Ethan what is up with your dick?"
"Sorry man i have a bad case of harness cock."
by troutman55 March 5, 2015
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