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Genital harpies

A very serious and painful sexually transmitted infection. Usually transmitted during unprotected sex with extremely bitchy women--a Harpy--the resulting STI can be somewhat distracting.

After 30 incubation days, teeny-tiny eggs in the genital area hatch, releasing a clutch of Greek harpies. These small, winged creatures will then become very territorial over the infection site, and will attack any possible partner.

The harpies will only calm down after a large meal, their appetite being satisfied.
Brandon: "How was last night?"

Aaron: "Awesome! I took Angelina out to a big, buffet dinner and we had sex after! High five!"

Brandon: "--Dude, Angelina's a Harpy."

Aaron: "So?"

Brandon: "Did you use a condom?!"

Aaron: "Nope, went au naturel."

Brandon: "She gave you the genital harpies, man!"

Aaron: "Fuck."
by arekushi2 September 29, 2010
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hackies

like the evils, or the evil eye. when someone gives you a dirty look when they are angry with you or dont like you. short for hackie looks.
"OMG! That chav jst gave me serious hackies"
by JustMeX January 21, 2009
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The Harkins

a sexual position where the male and female lay on there side while the male lifts the womens leg in the air and pounds her pussy till she cant walk or sit for an entire week
The Harkins do it to all your women

a sexual position where the male and female lay on there side while the male lifts the womens leg in the air and pounds her pussy till she cant walk or sit for an entire week
by cjmecca May 19, 2010
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Harikesh

Most commonly known as Mr Steal Your Stekki, a harikesh is a species of veg bear that is found in the beans trees of the Johannesburg jungle. When a harikesh comes out of (the closet) hibernation, he seeks out partners to copulate with as the harikesh becomes a sexually frustrated bear who steals other males girls, it does not matter what species they are
Yo bro did you see that harikesh yesterday. He gayly roared at me. I then proceeded to shit my pants and I saw he got a boner.
by zero.orez September 17, 2018
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hankiest

Someone/something expressed loud and obnoxious in a good way.
You have the hankiest laugh
by Pakalu November 18, 2019
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harkness discussion

Your Harkness discussion is worth 30 points, so make sure that you talk frequently without interrupting other
by David's Rag February 21, 2020
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Harikesh

Cute , fun loving guy. Possess. Very funny and gives most savage replies.
Every girl likes to hangout with him. Always there for his friend. Lazy person. Will never backstab anyone
Harikesh
by Sweetlover44 November 23, 2021
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