Meaning 'the best'- The handkerchief that is better than all the rest - usually with a strongattractive pattern / design that makes it the 'Hankiest if Hankerchiefs'
Bob - "Is that blue and burgandy striped handkerchief yours?"
Derek - "Yeah, it's my favourite"
Bob - "Well it sure is a nice looking one"
Derek "It's the Hankiest of Handkerchiefs"
to be the highest degree of something classified as honkey...the word "honkey" plus the superlative adjective "est" combine to form a degree of honkeyness rarely seen in urban culture
with chris kaman, steve nash, and david lee on your fantasy basketballteam you might have the honkiest team ever.
"What's up with all the HILLYBILLY HANKIES? These people know the Civil War's over, right?" -Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 8, Episode 6, "Southern Comfort"
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"