Hank

A black nigga that got a white boy name that beat on his kids

Man that nigga a Hank

by Frisha February 06, 2019

Hank

Term used to describe someone who is a useless attention whore.
Generally a broke, friendless, insecure, overly sensitive idiot.
Douchebag.
Small dick

Don't be a fookin' Hank.
Didja see that clown being a Hank?
Ignore him, he's a goddamn Hank.
Sheila said her date had a Hank (tiny dick) and her girlfriends laughed.

by HanksGhost November 21, 2008

Hank

A random dude, usually a jock or meathead.

I went to the Dave Matthews Band show last night and there were Hanks in fuckin' Abercrombie everywhere. I vomited in terror.

by The One True Definition of Hank June 09, 2003

Hank

(v) to bite, ferociously, as if to draw blood

Dude 1: Dude, I totally hanked her when we were hooking up.
Dude 2: How bad is it?
Dude 1: She's still bleeding.
Dude 2: Dang, dude, you really did hank her bad.

by Triple M Threat November 04, 2005

Hank

Hank is a random , funny guy, that is obbsessed with his new camrea cell phone. hank did it (lol timothy)

hank memorizes all the foods, and sodas i grediants to make sure none have yellow five in them (lol you know whta that does guys)

by akina January 22, 2004

Hank

Oficial first name of a certain piece of poo featured in South Park. Also called Hankey, or Mr. Hankey

"Howdy Hooooooo!"

by dominikandemon May 14, 2003

Hank

1. one who happens to be "hankish"
2. having a wild personality
3. The act of slapping a birodine calculator while singing

Hank, SHUT UP!

by hank, master of defining his name! May 13, 2003