van-handling

Like man-handling only with a van, or min-van.

*pulling out of a tight space*
Cass: sa-WHEAT van-handling!
Cait: It was nothing mang

*CRRRASSSHHH!*
Cass: Maybe you should take a van-handling course.
Jared: I didn't think the space was this tight.
Cass: I'm not paying for this.

Anyone who can drive a van without skidding in the winter is van-handling to the fullest.

by Cassandra Sherlock July 22, 2008

handyphoning

way of communicating to a peer who is sitting right next to you by putting your hand to your ear like a phone and having a conversation with them.

Katy: Hey Kelsie pick up your phone!
Kelsie: Hey katy! Whats up?
Teacher: What are you doing?
Kelsie and Katy: What does it look like? We are handyphoning! Duh!

by Carly!!! February 20, 2009

Dandylion

The act of ejaculating in a condom, removing said condom, puncturing a hole at the tip, then slapping a sexual partner(s) in the face with the condom.

Omg, after sex I dandylioned that whore Joanna!! There was cum everywhere!!!!

by J. Mateos June 14, 2008

love-handling

when you put a really fat chick on her side and fuck her love handles.

shit man. that bitch must be 350 pounds. can you just picture me love-handling the shit out of her?

by jc chazez April 24, 2008

mandylion

A big butted stripper

And now up on stage. Mandylion

by Rat29 July 26, 2018

handling her

Another form of “buttering up.” Giving time, attention, compliments, a romantic date, and good sex to your woman, in order to potentially negate and soften the consequences of what you’re about to do next, knowing damn well your woman wouldn’t approve of your premeditated actions.

“Yo, man. Hell yeah I’m coming to the strip club tomorrow. No, Felicia doesn’t know yet. But that’s alright. I’ve got dinner, a movie, and a night inside with her tonight, if you know what I mean. I’m handling her.”

by Solstice1221 July 28, 2020

dandylion

a girl who acts tough but is really just insecure and sad

Joe: What is betty doing? why is she hurting all those girls?

Mike: Aww, shes just being a dandylion

by XxxxomgxxxX January 31, 2010