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Dog handler

A dog handler is a human who likes to grip, fondle and then swallow a large juicy sausage vended on the street corners of major US cities. Often, handlers like to enhance the taste of their throat filling meat feasts by spurting sticky yellow mustard up and down their length.
As a demanding Dog handler I must shoot my mustard all over this meaty length. I can't wait to get it down my throat. Goodness, what a hot and delicious whopper it is.
by Anarcho-Capitalist January 27, 2010
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dutch handler

when i grab my dick with my hand, and you grab my arm and shake it really fast.
hey jill if you come give me a dutch handler you wont be cheating on your boyfriend...
by chris corrado December 17, 2008
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Pussy Handler

NPH:"You know what the P.H. stands for?"
Kumar:"Patrick Harris"
NPH:"No, Pussy Handler"
by mesmatthews December 16, 2008
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Hollywood Handler

Friends and colleagues of Hollywood who must vigilantly endure his peacock tendencies, including constant preening, self-praise, and leering at women, especially fatties.
Clark: Did you and Tina go out with Hollywood last night?
Duncan: Yeah, we were Hollywood Handlers. You should have seen the tramp stamps stretched across some of those wide-load heffers. Hollywood wanted to keep it on the brown low.
by Pale Rider August 2, 2007
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professional meat handler

A female, (or male for that matter) who sleeps around so much that "handling meat" is their profession.
"Dude your wife is such a professional meat handler! I bet she's handled more sausage than Jimmy Dean."

"Hey Buddy, your daughter Maggie is such a professional meat handler I seriously doubt there is any chance that Kris is the father of her children."
by Attica91 September 5, 2008
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Fart Handler

1. The recipient of a fart smell, usually after the farter is long gone.
2. A deragatory term, associated with being a fart smeller.
"Is that guy cool?"

"No way, he's a total fart handler!"
by bruno6 July 10, 2009
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daniel handler

An author who wrote A Series of Unfortunate Events, under the pseudonym Lemony Snicket.
by indiaLPC February 6, 2006
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