handjobbing

The bizarre series of hand gestures that many of our less effective politicians have been trained to perform, in order to distract attention from the vacuity of what they are actually saying.

Sometimes it’s hard to tell the difference between David Cameron handjobbing and an ambidextrous koala doing karate.

by The Font May 18, 2013

HANDJOBS

same as HANDSTYLE.

Check out my handjob!!!

I love rocking my handjob!

by DigDug March 8, 2004

Handjob

A sex act done by Hipster because it is retro.

Hipster: Regular sex is just too mainstream, so I only do handjobs now because they're retro.

by Kip Gordy November 27, 2013

handjob

A job or task performed with one's hands, like a sculptor.

Bill asked for a handjob for weeks, but no one would give one to him.

by Serious Person June 18, 2003

Handjob

A European handshake

When you go to Europe, make sure you ask for a handjob when greeting somebody. It's the standard way to say hi.

by thebigred14 May 24, 2011

handjob

A shittier version of what you can do to yourself.

handjob self pleasure masturbation

by mrwordsy February 23, 2015

handjob

funniest. word. EVAR.

While playing scrabble, I spelled handjob for 57 points.

by Mike September 15, 2004