Californian Handstand

When a girl does a handstand whilst giving a man a blowjob.

It takes incredible bicep strength, but Stacy managed to do a Californian Handstand on me for at least 5 minutes last night!!

by Chow Cheeby December 3, 2010

Handstantile Disfunction

Inability to do a handstand. Unable to get it up, your body that is.

Handstantile Disfunction is like erectile disfunction, but nothing like erectile disfunction.

by WIll Jablowme January 21, 2009

handstand wank

to masturbate whilst doing a handstand in an attempt to ejaculate into ones own mouth

i wouldnt put it past you to go and have a handstand wank

by gimdive January 11, 2004

Handstand

This is when you are getting a blow job from a chick while you are standing up and she is on her knees. You have her put her hands flat on the ground and you stand on them while receiving the BJ. This is known as the handstand.

I totally gave that chick the handstand treatment last night!

by Mojock June 23, 2009

handstand sex

Handstand sex is When the girl is doing a handstand well the man is on the bed putting his penis inside of her

Me and my girlfriends are going to have some handstand sex tonight because I am feeling very freaky and my girlfriend is very kinky

by Yourmumsyuckyclit April 20, 2018

Handstands in the Shower

To clean your vagina and ready it to eat

He will be here soon, I have to go do handstands in the shower

by mrsdigi December 17, 2008

afghanistan handstand

good fun licking a social construct ending where no man dare goes until after marriage

“can we try oral tonight please?”

“only if you do the afghanistan handstand”

by the alpaca shaggas June 29, 2022