Hampton Girl

A girl who has either been born and raised in Hampton, VA or has resided there for five years or more. They have been infected by the cool breezes of Buckroe Beach or POC, the swamps of Foxhill to as far as the stench of the Bethel Dump. Been known to contain multiple personalities that switch with no warning or reason. Every Hampton girl is extremely crazy and most innocent men don’t find out until they are taken over by their spell. They all have incurred a variety of criminal charges that are easily hidden through fancy make up, purses, and shoes. Usually can be spotted driving cars that aren’t theirs with the speakers almost ready to blow out. If ever wanting to know where to find a Hampton girl outside their natural habitat, they will be at the bars calling themselves the baddest bitches on earth or on the side of the road surrounded by police. Each Hampton girl comes with extreme cost and should be approached with extreme caution. If you have to ask if you are with a Hampton girl it’s probably too late

Billy: Hey Jerry, meet my new girlfriend

Jerry: Oh know Billy I think shes a Hampton girl

Watch out Kevin, the Hampton is starting to kick in

by Mjc1125 January 13, 2018

standing hampton

a Standing Hampton is an erect penis

I woke up this morning and looked down at my standing hampton

by F_Dawg April 25, 2008

Hampton-Homeless

Referring to middle class New Yorkers

Jeffery: Check out my 8000 Square Foot Mansion in the Hamptons!!

Clarence: *sigh* All I own is my apartment...

(In this case, Clarence has demonstrated himself to be middle class, or Hampton-Homeless)

by Fook Yoo August 26, 2007

hampton middle school

Hampton middle school is a school full of black and Hispanics with very minimal whites. Everyone talks about one another and everyone is friends with each other. None of the people that talk the most shit to each other are bout it. People who don’t talk shit are about it. Everyone confronts each other but nothing is happening. Hampton is a decent school. The teachers here dgaf bout what happens and the principals are oc asf. Most “ funny “ kids are actually champ asf. When big things happen everyone hypes it up. That’s hampton middle school for you. A school where people talk about one another buh won’t do shit buh confront.

People in Hampton Middle School are shit talkers but can’t back it up.

by cicirocks13 March 10, 2019

South Hampton Drain Stainer

Term used to describe a dump taken that leaves brown streaks at the bottom of the toilet, most commonly produced by Crab Cakes and after dinner coffee.

John searched frantically for the toilet brush after leaving a South Hampton Drain Stainer in Mary's toilet.

by Ducati Jeff September 9, 2006

East Hampton, CT

a town in eastern-central Connecticut. Residents often have to explain that no, they don't live in the Hamptons, or in Massachusetts. known for making all sorts of bells, the nickname is Belltown and the high school's masot is the bellringer, or a man with a three cornered hat from the american revolution ringing a bell that looks strangely like a pirate. the redneck population is slowly increasing in east hampton, and people have been known to come "out of the woods" for its well known Old Home Day celebration. The town's high school and very nearby portland high school have an intense, and very bloody rivalry, especially in soccer. lake pocotopaug, although very green, is a wonderful place to swim, and participate in water sports of all types.

Wait where are you from?

East Hampton!

OMG you live in the Hamptons? You must be rich!

Nah dude, East Hampton, CT ....

by snaker220 March 18, 2011

Hampton Roads

Located in Southeastern Virginia. Basically a combination of 7 urban cities see seven cities, Norfolk, Virginia Beach, Newport News, Hampton, Portsmouth, Suffolk, and Chesapeake.

So there's basically no farmland or suburbs you just travel from city to city...

The population for each city ranges from 150,000 to 600,000 max with the ethnicity being mostly black

Not really known to the rest of America because of absolutely no sports franchises but still each city is bigger than most cities with sports teams..

If Hampton Roads wasnt split up into 7 cities it would be the second biggest city in America...

by Al C November 15, 2004