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Hamster Hand Drunk

When you get so intoxicated your free hand's posture turns into a position reminiscent of a standing hamster. Elbow at 90 degrees, limp wrist, and curled fingers.
"Todd's going fishing today and is taking two cases of Coors Light. He'll be Hamster Hand Drunk by noon."
by msand419 October 20, 2012
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Cock Hamper

A storage receptacle for dirty dicks. You just throw dirty dicks in like you would laundry into a regular hamper.

Commonly used to define particularly slutty women.
She had group sex with her boyfriend, her cousin's boyfriend, AND her cousin. My friend had knowingly set me up with a cock hamper.
by Xeropoint December 24, 2011
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Hydrated Nigga Hamster

The community helping put hamsters who have been either abused, beaten, or shit on.

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Would you like to donate to The Hydrated Nigga Hamster community
by Solar WalkIt January 29, 2019
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Fresh from the hamper

When one runs out of clean clothes and is forced to dig around in the hamper in search of clothes that don't smell awful or have stains. You can tell that the clothes are fresh from the hamper when they are wrinkled and smell a little like yeast and moldy growth.
Ariela: See that girl over there? Her Interlochen uniform smells like Febreze... does she smoke?

Sterling: I don't think so... See how wrinkly and sweat stained her blouse is? Her outfit must be fresh from the hamper.
by rainthesnowaway July 22, 2011
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hamster vagina

When you're naked and playing with your hamster or other small rodent and it decides, against your permission, to crawl inside of your vagina and not come out until forced. Sometimes, it will have a sexy adventure.
Oh no!!! My hamster is inside of my vagina!!! I think I have hamster vagina! Help!
by Rad E April 7, 2016
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Hamster Tits

A word created by Bailey Jay on her podcast. Hamster tits are where a person has a wide torso and small tits. Think about what you would get if you put a hamster in a bikini or a bra.

Best current example is:
Rachel Ray
by Enickols12 September 29, 2011
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hamsterhead

A person who has a one-track mind, one that spins in circles, generally on a single, annoying topic without ever really making a valid or substantial point.
Our President is a complete hamsterhead when it comes to his fixation on insulting the appearance or mannerisms of members of the media who are critical of his ineptitude.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2017
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