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Johnny Hamsterdick

Noun. The pseudo name of an individual who achieves a level of heralded stature in the eyes of an authority figure (i.e. coach, boss), but who is actually thought to be a douche bag by his or her peers.
If Johnny Hamsterdick was in the weight room yesterday, he would have done more than 1000 chin-ups.

If Johnny Hamsterdick was around in 1941, Japan would not have bombed Pearl Harbor.
by J. Casey January 28, 2009
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hampsterhead

A fat bald guy with a beefy head
I am a hampsterhead; look at that hampsterhead on TV. I want in that hampsterhead.
by Curt zimmerman May 12, 2006
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hamsterdance

To start a thread on a message board which has previously been started by others.

Derived from the ubiquitous YouTube "Hamster Dance" videos.
"HAMSTERDANCE!!! We talked about Sarah Palin's plastic tits yesterday, dumbass. Why don't you pay attention?"
by Carrite March 16, 2009
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hampster

what sound do hampster's make?
theysayfuckyou.
by hardxcunt July 12, 2006
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cat in the hampster

A term used when a furry object that can scratch and or bite is placed in a large smelly vacancy surrounded by dirty laundry.
Dude, did you see that movie where the guy puts a cat in the hampster?
by irish89 January 23, 2008
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Hampstead North Carolina

Hickville, NC.
Where my parents retired.

Nothing to do.
Full of people from Long Island, Ohio, CNY, and local dirtbags.

Don't bother.
There isn't even a Wal-Mart or a movie Theatre in Hampstead North Carolina. And my neighbors on the right are white trash with too much money in a McMansion, and the neighbors on the left live in a dilapidated trailer behind a jungle of a yard.
by bridgetp80 August 6, 2011
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Hampstead

Hampstead is a small town located in Carroll County, Maryland. It has slowly changed from a humble farm town to a nearly ghetto, half-ass city.

Hampstead goes by many names such as Mexistead, Hellstead, Hickstead, etc.

It is part of the small city trinity in Carroll County. Most people living here chill in Hampstead, Manchester, and/or Westminster; and, everyone knows each other.

Manchester is known as Mexichester.

Westminster is known as Westmonster, or the redneck, wanna be version of Baltimore City.
It ain't Hampstead, dude; it's Hellstead.
by J-Bird Spice December 16, 2010
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