Kolton Hamm

a dumbass that is too much of a panzy to kiss his girlfriend, and yet she still likes him very much.

girl 1: "so has he kissed you yet?"

girl 2: "nope... *deep and long sigh*

girl 1: "ugh, what a Kolton Hamm.."

by liz2011 August 14, 2009

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Going Jon Hamm

When you "Go Ham" or all-out on/with something but are only slightly successful.

"He's going Jon Hamm on that burger."

"She went Jon Hamm in that wing eating contest."

by TitaN X70 October 5, 2022

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Earning what you have, or implying that you have earned something through what you have endured. Hamm's is a blue collar beer so the saying alludes to coming home to a cold brew after a hard day's work.

"Being a self made man, I've earned my Hamm's." or "I really earned my Hamm's working the help desk at the pro hate speech rally."

by the_steev July 27, 2015

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going hamm

like going commando since John Hamm never wears underwear in his scenes so his dick outline is constantly a nuisance that interns have to edit it out.

He was totally going hamm when he wasn't wearing underwear.

by bellaruse April 11, 2016

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