hammocking is a sexual practice which involves two people and a hammock. The person who wishes to be hammocked lies on a bed underuneath a hammock. this hammock must contain their naked lover. When the naked lover is least expecting it, you should cut the the strings of the hammock, thus allowing the naked lover to fall on top of you. this is very sexy and really turns on campers, as they enjoy sleeping in hammocks.
a word of caution, you should not try hammocking if you are very skinny and your naked lover is over weight. this may result in crushing and death.
For all of those people who are regular size- ENJOY!
a word of caution, you should not try hammocking if you are very skinny and your naked lover is over weight. this may result in crushing and death.
For all of those people who are regular size- ENJOY!
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by Allocated April 1, 2015
Get the Hijacking mug.The act of autoerotic asphyxiation. When one chokes (hangs) themselves while masterbating to achieve a stronger orgasm. Hangjacking is best done with a spotter.
Dude was hangjacking in a dog costume and accidentally hung himself... He should've had a spotter...
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By hojacking my husband, that woman was able to sleep him, earn his trust, got him to turn his back on me, take her side and divorce me simply so she could insert herself between me and the kids and exert influence over them like she had a real relationship with them.
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When you come to fruition and blast a hole in your wall with the power of 1000 suns, either because of premature postnut guilt turned into anger out of sexual frenzy, or because you didn't want to jerk it in the first place and sort of rape-masturbated yourself, being converted to anger/extreme self hatred by a similar sexual frenzy. Can be triggered by other means
When you come to fruition and blast a hole in your wall with the power of 1000 suns, either because of premature postnut guilt turned into anger out of sexual frenzy, or because you didn't want to jerk it in the first place and sort of rape-masturbated yourself, being converted to anger/extreme self hatred by a similar sexual frenzy. Can be triggered by other means
I was watching porn yesterday and saw a girl that looked my ex. There wasn't even enough time to get sad because I was thrown into a cycle of hatejacking and now my cock is peeling like sunburn
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