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humblesquached

being crushed during intercourse by a lovely but large lady.
deceptive amouts of fat.
he slept with Tracy and got "humblesquashed"
by schteeve ponticularis February 1, 2005
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hambered

a state of drunkenness after only drinking a little bit, where you think everyone is your friend, you are falling on the ground, you are more obnoxious than usual, you knock drinks out of people's hands, and you are puking in the toilet for the rest of the night. a real bitch move.
That girl is totally hambered!
Dude lets not get too hambered tonight. Everyone will think we are douche bags.
by letsnotbehambered November 9, 2010
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The Battle of Hamberder Hill

Derogatory term for the US government shutdown, caused by Donald Trump, and beginning on December 22nd, 2018.

The Battle of Hamberder Hill references The Battle of Hamburger Hill which was, like the 2018 government shutdown, a futile waste. Additionally, it alludes both to Donald Trump's alleged dodging of the draft via bone spur and frequent misspellings and misuse of the english language such as hamberder and confefe.
I hope Mitch McConnell's career dies in The Battle of Hamberder Hill!
by Disappointed Babaganoush January 20, 2019
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Humble Fumble

When you’ve got a hookup secured but get too drunk to close the deal.
Ryan pulled the Humble Fumble on the 2 yard line last night. She was literally in his lap and he threw up.
by Quinn666911 September 4, 2020
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hamlet

HAMLET:
Life is paaaaaaaaaaaaaaain.
My daddy died! Waaahhh!
I don't have the balls to do anything about it.
Waaaaaaaah!
Iambic pentameter philosophical mumbo jumbo.
My girlfriend killed herself 'cause I smacked her.
WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
by Drama_King March 10, 2008
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Hamley

The wet part of the penguins gooch
While on an Antarctic expedition Chris remarked at how wonderful the penguins looked while sliding around on their Hamleys
by gooch2000 July 29, 2010
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humble dick

having or showing a modest or low estimate of one's dick. This could range from dick size to ability or simply be one's pure dickness!
Ex. Jamie: Tim you are such a dick! Tim: yes however I was nice to her therefore I'm a humble dick!
by Trailerking April 28, 2014
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