Haakon

Haakon is a god in the Norse mythology. He is the god of sex and pleasure. Vemund has the biggest dick the world has ever seen, and is loved by all Norwegian girls and women. He is said to be so hot and awesome, females will automatically be sucked onto his dick and instantly pleased.

hot pleasing norse booty dick Haakon

by xxgodmasterpussy69 September 6, 2019

Hamatora

Bungo Stray dogs, but better

Person 1: Damn Bungo stray dogs is amazing
Person 2: Hamatora is far better, your opinion is invalid.

by Killercoffee May 2, 2021

hanakosbestestfriend

That person who won’t respond to my dms on tiktok

Me:respond to my tiktok dms
hanakosbestestfriend: no bitch

by 17491063.5 July 11, 2021

hamato

the best family, the hamato family! the family the ninja turtles are from

person 1:they are cool
person 2:yeah because they are hamato's

by don_the_boss August 25, 2021

Hamano

Japanese for "greater than your face"

watashi no hamanodesu
"I am greater than your face"

by chxse February 15, 2009

Hamazon

Going “HAM” on Amazon; i.e. going on an Amazon shopping spree so 2 days later multiple packages are at your door

Damn, there’s 10 packages outside. The wife must have went Hamazon the other day

by Tg1105 November 21, 2019

Hanakosan

Urban legend of a bathroom ghost she died in school because bombs were falling and she got a bad spirit that became her Hanakosan

Hanakosan might hunt you and kill you in the bathroom if you bother her by saying Hanakosan are you there on the third bathroom door and a voice will say yes.

by Cookie Monster December 28, 2020