cyanide & happiness

Usually said simply as Cyanide and Happiness, and sometimes misspelled "Cynaide and Happiness", a webcomic hosted at explosm.net. Recurring themes involve necrophilia, rape, illness (Cancer, AIDS), pedophilia, and poking fun and Christianity's Jesus of Nazareth (All in good fun, of course). Recurring "characters" include "LOL Fag!" man, Punchline Spoiler man, et cetra. The series (with updates every day, on most occasions) is most prominent for its black comedy.

Cyanide & Happiness happens to be the only webcomic I really find amusing; opinions vary, of course.

by Epith July 1, 2009

Law of Conservation of Happiness

One of the several laws of life that states that in order for one to attain a state of happiness, another must become unhappy.

Chief was having a bad day. In order to fill his happiness bag, he decided it best to make the division stay late to take inventory of everything in the shop.

Further proof of the Law of Conservation of Happiness...

by 7h0rn3 August 17, 2009

Hapine

Means anything, literally anything. Your cousin die in a car crash? Thats hapine. You lost a tooth while eating crunchy candy? Thats hapine. Everything is hapine.

"Man, Gab should really shut up about Hapine."

by Hiphiphapine March 19, 2020

Happiness Thief

A jovial person whose very presence causes you a great deal of unhappiness, unbeknownst to them. It's as if they're stealing your happiness and using it for themselves.

Not to be confused with a bully or an asshole, a happiness thief is oblivious to the fact they're stealing your happiness. They come in many forms, such as a heavy set woman wearing tight, revealing clothing, a co-worker rejoicing you with boring tales about their family, a person with an annoying, soul-piercing laugh, someone that smells unpleasant, and so on.

"That lady was clearly unaware that just because you're wearing 'stretch pants' doesn't mean you have to stretch them out. What a happiness thief!"

by Suck It Wilde September 3, 2009

halfpin

A very small male sex organ.
A wee little penis.
A pathetic little prawn.

sandra-"did you fuck tommy last night?"
sally-"yeah"
sandra-"so tell me more......."
sally-"waste of time, the guy had a halfpin"

by Matthew Willoughby February 5, 2007

I'm Helping

The utterance of a mentally retarded employee in a fast food commerical from the 80s. Used ironically to signify the utter unhelpfullness of the help being offerend. Repopularized in the Bizzaro episode of Sealab 2021.

After spraying wasp poison in your friend's eye in an attempt to drive away a bee: I'm helping!

by Bizzaro Poot August 26, 2006

Halina

a girl who all the girls hate and all the guys want

girl: "ugh! i wish i was halina!"
boy: "damnnnn..check out halina"

by 5678someoneatemydick November 20, 2011