hallooseination

A mirage created by the male brain that perceives certain women as being more willing to drop their drawers than they actually are.

If you look at the diagram of a dude's brain (huh?! Men actually HAVE brains??!?!??) as opposed to a chick's, you can see how many hallooseinations they have regarding the fairer gender... while a woman has major sectors of her brain for "delicate nuances" activities like listening, empathy for others, understanding, sensitivity, apparel-fashion, home-decor, etc., a guy's brain has just minutely-tiny "pea-brain" areas for these "minor and fastidious" thought-processes, but contains several huge sections marked "SEX", "HAVE SEX", "BOOBS-OBSERVER", CROTCH-SCANNER", etc.

by QuacksO August 26, 2019

Haboos

Haboos was the creator and ruler of the Persian Empire in 1843. He was assassinated shortly after his last meal which consisted of 45 happy meals. The alleged assassinator, Dababy, also known as "Jonathan Lyndale Kirk", mixed an absurd amount of laxatives' in his 20 Kit-Kat McFlurries. The investigators claim that he wanted to get revenge for stealing his Snickers bar. The assassinator claimed that he didn't intend on killing the ruler, but rather give harmless revenge in return. The assassinator expected the McFlurries to be shared with the ruler and his people, not for the ruler himself. The rulers excessive consumption mixed with a year supply of laxatives made the ruler explode. The explosion of the ruler bursted a year supply of food in result of the explosion. The Persian Empire went from a dictatorship to democracy after his death. The economy was free for the first time and slavery came to an end.

Haboos is love, haboos is life

by Haboos Lover April 13, 2021

haloom

The best tater very zeggzy tater biggy's gf, gorilla and gajar's bsf deez nuts

Oh omg zeggzy tater, tot, toto, haloom, jaloom

by buggyseggsybugbug November 22, 2021

hallosexual

Where a person only feels sexual attraction towards someone when they are in a costume and/or halloween environment.

Brad says his inner hallosexual comes out during the month of October.

by flusterberry7 October 2, 2016

Halosexual

1. Someone that has been playing Halo and Halo 2 so long that they begin to think that cortana is hot.

2. Me.

Dude, Cortana is so hott!
No dude, she isn't.
HEY FUCK YOU MAN!

by VOCOR_GAMING_SYSTEM January 24, 2005

HalOS

Region of Peru. HalOS is "Dedicated to providing it's peruian residents with a nice place to live and a decent public transport system"

Which way to HalOS?

Why it's that way my good man.

by Elbonio May 4, 2004

Halosexual

someone who is heterosexual in the real world, yet falls in love with members of the same sex when playing Halo 2.

oh moonrock dude, you are sooooooo awesome with that Battle Rifle dude, that is sooooo sweet, dude we need to play with each other more often, dude I’m getting a boner from your mad skillz, OMG dude I think I'm becoming Halosexual! wtf dude??

by LegendaryBart July 28, 2006