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Haboos

Haboos was the creator and ruler of the Persian Empire in 1843. He was assassinated shortly after his last meal which consisted of 45 happy meals. The alleged assassinator, Dababy, also known as "Jonathan Lyndale Kirk", mixed an absurd amount of laxatives' in his 20 Kit-Kat McFlurries. The investigators claim that he wanted to get revenge for stealing his Snickers bar. The assassinator claimed that he didn't intend on killing the ruler, but rather give harmless revenge in return. The assassinator expected the McFlurries to be shared with the ruler and his people, not for the ruler himself. The rulers excessive consumption mixed with a year supply of laxatives made the ruler explode. The explosion of the ruler bursted a year supply of food in result of the explosion. The Persian Empire went from a dictatorship to democracy after his death. The economy was free for the first time and slavery came to an end.
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Haboon

A Somali name, pronounced ha-bon. Actually means suitable, but girls named like that have much more meaning to them. They usually are the sweetest, full of passion and very loving towards the ones they love.
Her name could be Haboon, she is so sweet towards everyone
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Karl rushed home from work and braced for a wall of dust and gale force winds, but it was only a haboobie.
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haboon

Haboon is a Somali name

she is a amazing human being and she is the best at everything she does .
she will be successful in life.
sometimes will make the wrong decisions but will learn from her mistakes.
she is so beautiful
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Haboobage

Airborne debris from wind storm. Dust Clouds or Dust storm. Often in Arizona.
Sandstorm sweeps across Phoenix: | So much haboobage, so few undocumented workers to clean it up.
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