According to Outkast's song, "Roses", what you need to divide the time it took to look inside and realize that real guys go for real "down-to-Mars" girls.
"Even though, you need a golden calculator to divide the time it took to look inside and realize that real guys go for real "down-to-Mars" girls."
by Chad "1m" Mosher June 7, 2004
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-something that any idiot can use as a cheat sheat(if programmable)
-but that few actually bother to program...
-TI 83
-TI 89 {to expemnsive to own, borrowed from calculus teacher}
-TI 92 {to expensive for school to own, borrowed from Texas insturments}
-but that few actually bother to program...
-TI 83
-TI 89 {to expemnsive to own, borrowed from calculus teacher}
-TI 92 {to expensive for school to own, borrowed from Texas insturments}
AnyIdiot: yo I wrote da answers too da test in my calkiladder....and i stull get dem rong
aFeW: I solved the problems in my head, and used the rest of my time to program my calculator to send instant messages, and emails.
aFeW: I solved the problems in my head, and used the rest of my time to program my calculator to send instant messages, and emails.
by ti June 9, 2004
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While many consider "rice calculator" to be an insult, they tend to agree that it's normally a truthful statement.
While many consider "rice calculator" to be an insult, they tend to agree that it's normally a truthful statement.
Person 1: "Hey, you know that group of Chinese kids from class that always get perfect test scores?"
Person 2: "Yeah"
Person 1: "Why do they always speak in Mandarin and only hang out with the other chinks?"
Person 2: "Idk man, that's just what Rice Calculators do"
Person 2: "Yeah"
Person 1: "Why do they always speak in Mandarin and only hang out with the other chinks?"
Person 2: "Idk man, that's just what Rice Calculators do"
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