Haisma

The surname given to people who are secretly gods, they are often smarter and more powerful than others.
people with the Haisma surname also have super powers that can come in handy in all situations.
if you know someone with the surname Haisma learn how to respect them and treat them like the gods they are.
you shouldn't fear them because they'll read your mind and snap your neck.

"Did you hear about that Haisma kid, she is a god!"

by Jasass July 8, 2018

Hailemariam Desalegn

A joke and diss at ex-Ethiopian Prime Minster Hailemariam Desalegn for being a useless puppet to TPLF. The best thing he did was resign in February 2018.

Someone: *is just a puppet for a few people*
Me: "That is just a Hailemariam Desalegn"

by kingknb July 17, 2020

haysem

A Somalian criminal that kicks it w Brassys and loves committing sexual offenses against men. Usually a Haysem reaches their full capacity after geeking on dugu allowing them to engage in a wide range of fraud

Nigga is such a haysem

by Chalkeatwr1001 May 29, 2021

haisen

A big man from the south who keeps eating kfc

Haisen is a name bozo Pauline get the camera

by I-don-know-English November 22, 2021

haizem

Boopity baap ooga booga wooga , shidded farded

Wow that's like so cool . Definitely a haizem thing to do

by Definitelynothaizem November 23, 2021

hairem

Very awesome and extremely handsome

I wish I was hairem. He's just soo handsome and awesome

by Bonzo.washington November 25, 2021

Häised

When have to do something but you fuck it up and still have an attitude about it.

You spilled beer on the floor, think about if you should clean it up or not. You decide to clean it and slowly get a cloth from the kitchen that you usually do the dishes with. You wipe the floor and put the wet cloth on the table corner. You leave it there for drying. You häised it!

You work with a saw in sandals and lay down the saw on a very small pole. Your friend tells you it’s very dangerous to put it there. You tell your friend that nothing is gonna happen. Five minutes later your friend wants to use the saw, it’s completely slope. You häised it!

by Dr. Matzkimiauski June 25, 2022